Twas the NIght before...

Newsletter: Dec 25, 2008

DEar Members,

Wishing you the very best this Holiday Season,

Your Princeton Staff,

rk & kitty and all staffers

'Twas the night before Princeton, when all through the house

Every creature was stirring, even my mouse;
The condoms were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Jillian soon would be there;

The swingers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of nipples danced in their heads;
When out on the dance floor there arose such a clatter,
we all sprang from the Red Room to see what was the matter.

Away from the Group Room we flew like a flash,
Tore open my shirt and threw off my hat sash.
Then bang the door opened while Kitty was a gast
And all the men said with a Loud Mighty Gasp,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old Fart of a driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Miss Schict.
More rapid than eagles her coursers they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them all names;

"Now, Suckher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Pitzen!
On, Comet! or Cupid! on, Ponder and Blitzen!
To the top of the stage! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash down the damn Hall!"

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was spinning around,
Down the chimney she moaned with a sound.

She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her feet,
Her clothes were all wet from dancing the beep;
A bundle of toys she had flung out of sight,
And she looked like a peddler opening a sweet delight.

Her eyes -- how they twinkled! her fingers were merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, and her nose smelled like cherry!
Her mouth was all smiles and drawn like a bow,
And the tips of her nails were as white as snow;

She shaved and primped and flossed all her teeth,
And when she stood up we fell off our feet
She pointed a finger to her navel on her belly,
That shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

She was gorgeous and plump, a right jolly Miss Claws,
And we all smiled and drooled all over paws;
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
And filled all the drink orders; then turned with a jerk,

And laying her finger aside to her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like down on a pistol.

But I heard her exclaim, as she drove out of sight,

"Happy Princeton to all, and to all a good fricking night."

From all of us at Princeton, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a Safe,
Happy and Prosperous New Year...

The Princeton Club

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