Happy Holidays...

Newsletter: Dec 24, 2014

Dear Members,

There are three more parties this Friday and Sat prior to the Big NYE Event on WEDNESDAY NIGHT DECEMBER 31st...    Below is a story that we wrote back in Dec 2005 and are reprinting it for you this year... Enjoy the Holidays and be SAFE!!!
'Twas the night before Princeton, when all through the house 
Every creature was stirring, even my pet mouse; 
The condoms were hung by the chimney with care, 
In hopes that St. Good Ass soon would be there; 
The swingers were nestled all snug in their beds, 
While visions of nipples danced in their hot heads; 
When out on the dance floor there arose such a clatter, 
we all sprang from the Red Room to see what was the matter. 
Away from the Group Room we flew like a flash, 
Tore open my shirt and threw off my hat sash. 
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, 
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, 
She turned toward us in an silvery flash
I knew in a moment it must be  Saint Good Ass 
More rapid than eagles her coursers they came, 
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them all names; 
"Now, Fuckher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Titsen! 
On, Cumet, on Cupid, on Ponder and Blitzen! 
To the top of the stage and bounced off all the walls 

Now dash away, dash away, dash down the damn Hall!" 
She passed out the lube for an evening of Fun 

And filled our new toys with batteries to run 
So up to the G-stop the penises they flew, 
With the sleigh full of toys, and a Sybian too. 
She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her feet, 
Her clothes were all wet from dancing beep beep; 
A bundle of toys she had flung to our feet, 
Her eyes -- how they twinkled! her fingers were merry! 
Her cheeks were like roses, and her nose smelled like cherry! 
Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, 
And the tips of her nails were as white as fresh snow; 
She shaved and primped and flossed all her teeth, 
And when she stood up we fell from our feet 
She pointed a finger to her ring in her belly, 
That shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly. 
She was gorgeous and plump, a right jolly round ass, 
And we all smiled and thought such a playful young lass
A wink from her eye and a twist of her head, 
She gave us a smack while we lay in our bed.

She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work, 
And filled all the drink orders; then turned with a jerk, 
And laying her finger aside of her nose, 
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose; 
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle, 
And away they all flew like a streaming sleek missle. 
But I heard her exclaim, as she drove out of sight, 
"Merry Princeton to all, with more orgasms tonight." 
From all of us at Princeton, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a Safe, 
Happy and Prosperous New Year... 

RK and entire Staff of Princeton

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